An clever intergalactic pun about outer space can have you giggling across the galaxy. Reach for the stars with these funny space puns and jokes.
Space isn’t just for science nerds. (Speaking of science, you can check out science puns or chemistry puns as well)There is (literally) another world in space, and earthlings are destined to be curious about it. Naturally, a humorous one liner or compliment pun might appreciate the universe and more.
Some humor about astronomy might sa-turn your frown upside down. A funny space joke might rock your world. We’ve gathered some of the best pun wisecracks in the cosmos below.
Here are 50+ Clever Space Puns That Are Out Of This World Hilarious
Funny Space Puns
Sa-TURN down for what?!
Comet me, bro
Get outer my space
I need more space
I need my space
Space was cool before it mattered
I’ve over the moon for you
Love you to the moon and back
It’s just a phase
You rock my world
You’re a blast
You’re out of this world
You’ve abducted my heart
You’re my whole universe
Saturn that frown upside down
Can’t hear you, I’m Neptune-ing you out
We have a plutonic relationship
It’s not that Sirius, bro
Space Pun Jokes
Why do we have to keep earth clean?
Because it’s not Uranus
Where do aliens go for a drink?
The space bar.
Why did the Sun never got into college?
Because it already has quite a million degrees!
What does the astronaut who’s watching his weight order at the bar?
A sateli-lite beet
How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
Where can planets update their status?
Their spacebook account
How do you know when the moon is going broke?
When it’s down to its last quarter.
What do planets like to read?
Why would a cow want to go to space?
To see the Milky Way.
Where would an astronaut park his spaceship?
At a parking meteor!
Why couldn’t the astronaut focus?
He kept spacing out.
How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat?
When it’s full.
Where do planets download their music from?
Why did the sun go to school?
To get brighter.
How does a Man cut his hair on the moon?
Why did people not like the restaurant on the moon?
Because there was no atmosphere.
What do you call the lights on a lunar rover?
How do astronauts plan a party?
They planet it.
What do you call someone who’s NOT a vegetarian?
Which stars wear glasses?
Space Pick up line puns and one liners
Are you a meteor? Because you rock my world
I sent all your selfies to nasa because you’re a star
Let’s get astrophysical
Are you an alien? Because you’re out of this world
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you
You must be the sun because you’re the center of my universe
You deserve a ring the size of Saturn’s
I took Astronomy to count all the stars in your eyes.
You’re hotter than Venus
You must be the sun, because you are hot!
Are you mercury? Because you’ll always be first to me
You must be a planet and I must be a moon because I totally revolve around you
40+ Clever Science Puns And Jokes That Any Nerd Would Love