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An clever intergalactic pun about outer space can have you giggling across the galaxy. Reach for the stars with these funny space puns and jokes.

50+ Clever Space Puns That Are Out Of This World Hilarious
Space isn’t just for science nerds. (Speaking of science, you can check out science puns or chemistry puns as well)There is (literally) another world in space, and earthlings are destined to be curious about it. Naturally, a humorous one liner or compliment pun might appreciate the universe and more.

Some humor about astronomy might sa-turn your frown upside down. A funny space joke might rock your world. We’ve gathered some of the best pun wisecracks in the cosmos below.

Here are 50+ Clever Space Puns That Are Out Of This World Hilarious

50+ Clever Space Puns That Are Out Of This World Hilarious

Funny Space Puns

Sa-TURN down for what?!

Comet me, bro

Shuttle up

Get outer my space

I need more space

I need my space

Space was cool before it mattered

I’ve over the moon for you

Love you to the moon and back

It’s just a phase

You rock my world
50+ Clever Space Puns That Are Out Of This World Hilarious, Galaxy and Universe One Liners, Quotes, and Compliments

You’re a blast

You’re out of this world

You’ve abducted my heart

You’re my whole universe

Saturn that frown upside down

Can’t hear you, I’m Neptune-ing you out

Jupiter recognize!

We have a plutonic relationship

It’s not that Sirius, bro
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Space Pun Jokes

Why do we have to keep earth clean?
Because it’s not Uranus

Where do aliens go for a drink?
The space bar.

Why did the Sun never got into college?
Because it already has quite a million degrees!

What does the astronaut who’s watching his weight order at the bar?
A sateli-lite beet

How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
Rocket.

Where can planets update their status?
Their spacebook account

How do you know when the moon is going broke?
When it’s down to its last quarter.

What do planets like to read?
Comet books!

Why would a cow want to go to space?
To see the Milky Way.

Where would an astronaut park his spaceship?
At a parking meteor!

Why couldn’t the astronaut focus?
He kept spacing out.
50+ Clever Space Puns That Are Out Of This World Hilarious, Galaxy and Universe One Liners, Quotes, and Compliments

How do you know when the moon has had enough to eat?
When it’s full.

Where do planets download their music from?
Neptunes.

Why did the sun go to school?
To get brighter.

How does a Man cut his hair on the moon?
Eclipse it.

Why did people not like the restaurant on the moon?
Because there was no atmosphere.

What do you call the lights on a lunar rover?
Moonbeams

How do astronauts plan a party?
They planet it.

What do you call someone who’s NOT a vegetarian?
A meteor.

Which stars wear glasses?
Movie stars.

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Space Pick up line puns and one liners

Are you a meteor? Because you rock my world

I sent all your selfies to nasa because you’re a star

Let’s get astrophysical

Are you an alien? Because you’re out of this world

Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you

You must be the sun because you’re the center of my universe

You deserve a ring the size of Saturn’s

I took Astronomy to count all the stars in your eyes.

You’re hotter than Venus

You must be the sun, because you are hot!

Are you mercury? Because you’ll always be first to me

You must be a planet and I must be a moon because I totally revolve around you

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