50+ Sweetest Ice Cream Puns That Will Make You Melt

Searching for a sweet ice cream pun to share? Find the coolest puns and jokes about ice cream here for any of your cold desserts and frozen treats!

When the weather is warm, ice cream makes the perfect treat to cool down. It’s refreshing, sweet, and even if it’s a little melted, it’s still pretty tasty.

If you need a Instagram caption for that ice cream picture or perhaps a funny text message to send, use an ice cream pun, joke, or one-liner to make your message the “cream of the crop”.

Whether it’s an ice cream quote or saying, or a punny ice cream joke, a clever one-liner will surely hit the spot. If you scream for ice cream, check out these sweet puns about ice cream below.

50+ of the Sweetest Ice Cream Puns That Will Make You Melt

Ice cream because you are driving me crazy
Ice cream, because I’m so excited about this ice cream.
Hey ice cream, wanna spoon?

Did you hear the scoop?
Scoop! There it is!

So shorty, it’s sherbet day
Do I love ice cream? You sherbet I do!

I don’t de(soft)serve you
You got (soft) served!

You make me melt
“I’ll stop the world and melt with you.” – Modern English, “I Melt With You”
“Some people are worth melting for” – Disney, “Frozen”

Anything is popsicle
Get here as soon as popsicle
Snap, crackle, pop-sicle
Things are about to pop-sicle off

Cone-gratulations
I don’t cone-done that behavior
Game of Cones is the best show ever
I love you un-cone-ditionally
Losing cone-trol
My cone worst enemy
My one and cone-ly
You cone do it!

Just another manic sundae
Sundae Funday
Sundae is my favorite day of the week
Sundae School

Hope your birthday is gelato fun
I would buy all the ice cream in the world if I won the gelato-ry (lottery)
This is going to take up gelato my time

No need to have Breyer’s remorse after buying ice cream
You are Legendairy
Treat yo’self
“I don’t play flavorites when it comes to ice cream.”

Livin the cream
Be part of the cream team
You’re the cream of the crop

Life is sweet
My friends are the sweetest
Hey, sweet thang!

Be cool
Lately I’ve been feeling so cool, top to the bottom, just cool” – Jonas Brothers, “Cool”
Stay cool
You’re the coolest pop

I can see your halo! — Beyonce, “Halo”
Halo darkness, my old friend
Halo from the other side

Today’s forecast is sunny with a chance of sprinkles
Just a little sprinkle today

How cold? Ice cold! — Outkast, “Hey Ya!”
Cold as ice

I love ice cream a waffle lot.
My ice cream and I are waffle-y cute.”

Just chillin’.
Be chill
Just chill
Chillin’ like a villain, from the flo to the ceilin’
Netflix and chill

“Watch me whip.” — Silentó, “Watch Me”
Now, watch me drip

Ice Cream One Liners

“I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!”
“Life is short, eat the ice cream first.”
“I have never met a problem that ice cream couldn’t fix.”
“You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream, and that’s kind of the same thing.”
“I love you more than ice cream, and that’s saying a lot.”
“Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not.”
“There’s always room for ice cream.”
“Ice cream is cheaper than therapy.”
“I’m sweet enough already, but I’ll never turn down ice cream.”
“I’m sorry for what I said when there was no ice cream in the freezer.”
“I have a brain freeze, but it’s totally worth it.”
“If life gives you lemons, make lemon sorbet.”
“Life is like an ice cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.”
“You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream sundaes, and that’s pretty close.”
“I’m an ice cream addict, and I’m not sorry about it.”

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