50+ Clever Cheese Puns That Don’t Get Any Cheddar Than This

Searching for a funny cheese pun that won’t be cheesy? Here are all of the gouda puns about cheese that will make you smile!

Cheese is one of the most popular foods around and it also makes for some giggle inducing jokes and puns. You have so many variety of cheeses as well as qualities of cheese to spin into a pun.

Whether it’s for a funny text, a cringe-worthy pick-up line, or a just a hilarious joke, there’s sure to be a nice cheesy pun for you.

Below are some awesome puns and jokes to set your mind at cheese.

50+ Clever Cheese Puns That Don’t Get Any Cheddar Than This

Best Cheese Puns

Cheese all that
Cheese Louise!
Cheese the day
Cheese and Rice (Jesus Christ)
Cheesy come, cheesy go
Cheesy on the eyes
Mind your own cheesewax
Praise Cheeses
Set you mind at cheese
Sweet dreams are made of cheese
That’s what cheese said
You’re so cheesygoing
You’re cheddar off without him
Nothing get cheddar than this
Cheddar him than me
It doesn’t get any cheddar than this

Brie mine
Brie yourself
Do you brie-lieve in magic?
Have a brie-lliant birthday!
Hello, is it brie you’re looking for?
Let it brie
There’s de-brie everywhere
To brie or not to brie
You are Un-brie-leaveable!
Not hard at all, it’s a brie-se(breeze).
A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush
Curd Nerd
If looks curd kill
I’ll take your curd for it
Lay your curds on the table
Talk Curd-y to me
Tell me what’s the curd, or curd up?

Have a gouda birthday
Life is gouda
No thanks, I’m gouda
You’re up to no gouda
Anything you can do, I can do feta
I’m getting feta up with this
Nothing get feta than this
You think you’re feta than me?
Fifty Shades of Gruyere
This is a gruyere area

Don’t touch! They’re nachos.
This is nacho thing
The provolone ranger
You don’t have to be prov-alone
In queso emergency
Sorry you’re feeling bleu
To havarti and to hold
What havarti you’ve done?

He’s a real munster
I camembert (can’t remember) the last time we saw each other
Try to remember, think caerphilly (carefully)
You are looking mozzare-hella good
You are so grate.
Work can be grating
Make America Grate Again

I said to my wife, I’m really fondue you
Absence makes the heart grow fondue
Better to ask forgiveness than parmesan
You’re parmesan it (on it!)
Ricotta get going
Ricotta get through this
He’s my arch neme-swiss
What is your hypotheswiss?
You’re my soul swiss-ter

Cheese Pun Names

Looking for a cheesy name pun? Check out the cheesist pop culture and celebrity inspired names below.

Brie-once
Brie Larson
Edam and Eve
Feta Hopper
Feta Wap
Gouda Kattan (Huda Kattan)
Gruyere’s Anatomy
Jane Fondue
Justin Brie-ber
Kate Mozzarella
Kim Curdashian
Mozart-ella
Nacho (Joe) Biden
Paris Stilton
Robert Kraft

Cheese Jokes

Why did the cheese go to the doctor? Because it was feeling blue!
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
Why did the cheese fail its driving test? Because it couldn’t pass the curd!
What’s a cheese’s favorite movie genre? Whodairy!
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Halloumi!
Why did the cheese get a job as a detective? Because it wanted to solve the case of the missing curds!
What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours and is also asleep? A Provolone!
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything, including the cheese!
What is a cheese’s favorite pickup line? “You’re looking gouda tonight!”
Why did the cheese refuse to jump out of the cake? Because it was afraid of the cake queso!

Cheese One Liners

“I’m not a big fan of cheese puns, but they grow on you.”
“Cheese is the glue that holds my life together.”
“I have a brie-lly good feeling about this.”
“You can’t go wrong with a little cheesy humor.”
“Life is great, but it’s even better with a little cheese.”
“I camembert to see cheese go to waste.”
“Say cheese and smile!”
“Cheese is like sunshine in food form.”
“I don’t always eat cheese, but when I do, I prefer it to be extra cheesy.”
“Cheese is the answer to all of life’s problems.”
“Please don’t cut the cheese”

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