Searching for a funny cheese pun that won’t be cheesy? Here are all of the gouda puns about cheese that will make you smile!
Cheese is one of the most popular foods around and it also makes for some giggle inducing jokes and puns. You have so many variety of cheeses as well as qualities of cheese to spin into a pun.
Whether it’s for a funny text, a cringe-worthy pick-up line, or a just a hilarious joke, there’s sure to be a nice cheesy pun for you.
Below are some awesome puns and jokes to set your mind at cheese.
Here are 50+ Clever Cheese Puns That Don’t Get Any Cheddar Than This
Best Cheese Puns
Cheese all that
Cheese Louise!
Cheese the day
Cheesy come, cheesy go
Cheesy on the eyes
Mind your own cheesewax
Praise Cheeses
Set you mind at cheese
Sweet dreams are made of cheese
That’s what cheese said
You’re so cheesygoing
You’re cheddar off without him
Nothing get cheddar than this
Cheddar him than me
Brie mije
Brie yourself
Do you brie-lieve in magic?
Have a brie-lliant birthday!
Hello, is it brie you’re looking for?
Let it brie
There’s de-brie everywhere
To brie or not to brie
A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush
Curd Nerd
If looks curd kill
I’ll take your curd for it
Lay your curds on the table
Talk Curd-y to me
Have a gouda birthday
Life is gouda
No thanks, I’m gouda
You’re up to no gouda
Anything you can do, I can do feta
I’m getting feta up with this
Nothing get feta than this
You think you’re feta than me?
Fifty Shades of Gruyere
This is a gruyere area
Don’t touch! They’re nachos.
This is nacho thing
The provolone ranger
You don’t have to be prov-alone
In queso emergency
Sorry you’re feeling bleu
To havarti and to hold
What havarti you’ve done?
He’s a real munster
I camembert (can’t remember) the last time we saw each other
Try to remember, think caerphilly (carefully)
You are looking mozzare-hella good
You are so grate..
Work can be grating
Make America Grate Again
I said to my wife, I’m really fondue you
Absence makes the heart grow fondue
Better to ask forgiveness than parmesan
You’re parmesan it (on it!)
Ricotta get going
Ricotta get through this
He’s my arch neme-swiss
What is your hypotheswiss?
You’re my soul swiss-ter
Cheese Pun Names
Looking for a cheesy name pun? Check out the cheesist pop culture and celebrity inspired names below.
Brie-once
Brie Larson
Edam and Eve
Feta Hopper
Feta Wap
Gouda Kattan (Huda Kattan)
Gruyere’s Anatomy
Jane Fondue
Justin Brie-ber
Kate Mozzarella
Kim Curdashian
Mozart-ella
Nacho (Joe) Biden
Paris Stilton
Robert Kraft
