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Avocado jokes don’t have to be the pits. Check out this collection of clever avocado puns that will have you laughing your hass off!

Avocados have become the “it” food in recent years. It’s the ubiquitous super food that goes with tacos, salads, burgers, and now toast. Find the humor in avocados and guacamole by pairing it with a punny joke.

Whether it’s for a text message, instagram caption, or a simple one-liner to make you smile, there’s sure to be the right avocado joke for your situation.

Here are 25+ Funny Avocado Puns Guaranteed To Guac Your World

25+ Funny Avocado Puns That Will Guac Your World

Avocado Puns

Forget weights, it’s avo-cardio day
You have a avo-can do spirit!
Bravocado!
I’m avocontrol!
Avo good one!
And they lived happily avo after
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Avocadon’t get me started
You’re everything I avo wanted
Avo a great birthday!
I avocadon’t care
Things are allripe for now
A move in the ripe direction
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Guacamole Puns

Rock out with your guac out
You guac my world
In a while guaco-dile
That’s got guac-ward
I’m between a guac and a hard place
It’s guac-tail hour!
You have guac to be kidding me
I’ve hit guac bottom
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Hass Avocado Puns

Kiss my hass!
Hass, queen!
Hass, if!
Hass, we can!
The time hass come
Thanks for your hass-pitality
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