Trying to find the right apple pun? Find the right apple joke that’s most a-peel-ing to you below.

Apples are quite possibly one of the most popular fruit. It has many varieties and its taste is universally liked. The apple has become a symbol for teachers, New York City, and (one of) the biggest tech companies.

If you’re looking for an apple pun to rock you to your core, check out the collection below.

Here are 25 Apple-solutely Funny Puns And Jokes About Apples

Apple Puns

I’m joking, I’m just apple-ling (pulling) your leg
That hoodie doesn’t have a zipper, it’s an apple-over (a pullover)
To do well, you have to apply-ly yourself
I think these puns are applepriate for the occasion
I apple-laud your efforts
I apple-solutely love you!
I apple-laud your great work

You’re awesome to the core
You’re so hard-core
You rock me to my core
A core belief is that apple puns make me smile
You have to strengthen your core
You are the apple of my pie
And they lived apple-ly ever after
You give me “all the peels”
You’re so a-peel-ing

Apple Jokes

What’s an apple’s favorite movie? Mr and Mr Smith
Who’s an apple’s favorite relative? Granny
What’s an apple’s favorite restaurant? Applebee’s.
What do you see at a funeral for a piece of fruit? Apple-bearer
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple!
Why did the apple go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well!
Why did the apple stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice!
What is an apple’s favorite song? “Apple-bottom jeans, boots with the fur!”
Why did the apple break up with the orange? Because the orange couldn’t concentrate!
What did the apple say to the pineapple at the party? “You’re the apple of my pi!”
What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree? A pineapple!
What do you call an apple that’s been bitten by a vampire? A count-apple!
Why did the apple turn brown? Because it wanted to be well-read!

Apple Phrases

You’re the apple of my eye
I couldn’t have “picked’ a better teacher
How do you like them apples?
As American as apple pie
They’re like apples and oranges

Apple One Liners

“An apple a day keeps the doctor away.”
“Life is uncertain, but a good apple is always a sure thing.”
“When life gives you apples, make apple pie.”
“An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.”
“The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.”
“An apple is a fruit, but a computer is not.”
“An apple a day keeps the teacher away if you aim well enough.”
“An apple is nature’s candy.”
“An apple is a great snack, but it can’t replace a good burger.”
“An apple a day is great, but add some caramel and it’s even better.”
“An apple a day keeps the hangry away.”
“An apple is the original wireless device.”
“An apple a day keeps the bad mood away.”
“An apple is a simple fruit, but it can make a big impact on your health.”

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