Trying to find the right apple pun? Find the right apple joke that’s most a-peel-ing to you below.
Apples are quite possibly one of the most popular fruit. It has many varieties and its taste is universally liked. The apple has become a symbol for teachers, New York City, and (one of) the biggest tech companies.
If you’re looking for an apple pun to rock you to your core, check out the collection below.
Here are 25 Apple-solutely Funny Puns And Jokes About Apples
I’m joking, I’m just apple-ling (pulling) your leg
That hoodie doesn’t have a zipper, it’s an apple-over (a pullover)
To do well, you have to apply-ly yourself
I think these puns are applepriate for the occasion
I apple-laud your efforts
I apple-solutely love you!
I apple-laud your great work
You’re awesome to the core
You’re so hard-core
You rock me to my core
A core belief is that apple puns make me smile
You have to strengthen your core
You are the apple of my pie
And they lived apple-ly ever after
You give me “all the peels”
You’re so a-peel-ing
What’s an apple’s favorite movie? Mr and Mr Smith
Who’s an apple’s favorite relative? Granny
What’s an apple’s favorite restaurant? Applebee’s.
What do you see at a funeral for a piece of fruit? Apple-bearer
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple!
You’re the apple of my eye
I couldn’t have “picked’ a better teacher
How do you like them apples?
As American as apple pie