Are you in the market for a funny vegetable pun? You can’t “beet” the collection of clever veggie puns and jokes below.
Be it root veggies or leafy greens, there might be a time when you’re in need of a corny vegetable pun. It could be for a text message, an instagram caption, a pick up line or just when you need a laugh.
To get you started on your vegetable jokes, “peas” check out the collection below.
Here are 50+ Vegetable Puns And Jokes That Will Definitely Produce Some Laughs
Is there a turnip ahead?
Turnip down for what?
Time to turnip the page
Don’t be such a dead beet
You make my heart beet
Just beet it
Let’s get down to this sick beet
Haha, you kale me
Kale me baby?
Don’t kale my vibe
Oh, kale yeah
I hope for world peas
Peas be mine
I need some peas and quiet
Hungry? Let me brussel up some dinner
Every day I’m brusselin’
Brussel and Heart will set you apart
Everybody romaine calm
This foundation is rock salad
Lettuce be thankful
Lettuce Romaine Friends
You look radish-ing
You are so rad-dish
He ra-dishes it out but he can’t take it
I gotta take a leek…
The vegetable let everyone know on wiki-leeks
I don’t carrot at all
Keep calm and carrot on
Carrot on, my wayward son
I’ve never (green) bean this way
How you bean?
You’re a wonderful human bean
Kick some asparagass!
Too tired, I’m out of aspara-gas
Taters gonna tate
What a spud muffin
Let’s squash any beef between us
I’ll be right bok
Total laughing stalk
The veggie lover was a total stalk-er
You used to call me on my cell-ery phone
Good work, we’re raising your annual celery
Time to celery-brate
Egg-Plant a kiss on me
Trying to find a new place, I don’t need mushroom
I love you from my head tomato
I think therefore I yam
I yam what I yam
I need to take this picture for my instayam
Michelle Obama’s favorite vegetable is Barack-oli