Looking for a fruit pun to laugh (or groan) at? Check out this collection of cherry funny jokes about fruit puns.
If you’re in the market for fruit pick up lines or trying to pick out the funniest fruit joke in the bunch, there’s sure to be the right pun for you. From berries, to melons, to tropical fruit, find the right clever pun below for your text message, Instagram caption, or just to make you giggle.
50+ Berry Funny Fruit Puns And Jokes To Make You Smile
- Will you be my Valen-lime?
- I don’t know our relationship status is, there’s too many blurred limes
- Lime yours
- Hold this until lime ready
- You are sublime
- Orange you glad to see me?
- Plans are set, I’ve oranged everything
- You are definitely an orange-inal!
- You kiwi-ing me
- You hold the kiwi to my heart
- Our love will kiwi us through
- I love you berry much
- It happened right before my berry eyes
- Respect your elder-berries
- Eat, drink, and be cherry
- You are cherry sweet
- My lady, your cherry-ot awaits
- Cherry on, my wayward son
- I love, mon cherry
- We make a perfect pear
- We are a pear-fect couple
- Don’t give into pear pressure
- I’ll be pear in spirit
- Grow a pear
- Neither here, nor pear
- Honeydew you know how much I love you?
- Nice melons
- You’re one in a melon
- I’m feeling a little melon-choly
- You two can get married but you cantaloupe
- We were made for peach other
- You have a peach of my heart
- I ap-peach-iate your hard work
- Practice what you peach
- I find you very a-peel-ing
- I think I’m sick, I’m not peeling well
- You are plum-believable!
- The sink is broken, call the plum-ber
- First place, You are number “plum!”
- It’s just plum crazy
- I just plum forgot
- You are the pick of the bunch
- Thanks a bunch
- You’re my main squeeze
- Squeeze the day
- Citra ass down
- Citris got real
- It takes two to mango
- If you love him, don’t let that mango!
- He doesn’t guava clue!
- I guava soft spot for fruit puns
- I guava bone to pick with you
- I love you from my head tomato
- You’re one fine-apple
- I appreciate your work, I don’t take you for pomegranate
- You’re so fig-gin amazing!
- I love when you call me papaya
- Olive you so much
- A sleepy fruit is called a nap-ricot
- You’ve got a zest for life
- You did a grape job raisin me
- I’m so grape-ful for you
- I’ve gone to grape lengths for you
- Grape…just grape!
- You’re being un-raisin-able
Fruit Jokes
- Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
- What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
- Why did the orange go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t feeling peel.
- Why did the kiwi need to go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little kiwi’d.
- How do you make a watermelon laugh? You tickle its rind.
- What do you get when you cross a fruit with a vegetable? A tomato.
- What did the apple say to the orange? “You’re the apple of my eye!”
- Why did the lemon fail its driving test? It kept peeling out.
- What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a trampoline and a fruit salad? One is a badly dressed man on a trampoline and the other is a grapefruit.
- Why did the strawberry go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little seedy.
Fruit One Liners
- “You’re the apple of my eye!”
- “Orange you glad to see me?”
- “I find you a-peeling.”
- “This is grape news!”
- “I’m bananas for you!”
- “I’m melon-choly without you.”
- “Life is just peachy when you’re around.”
- “I’m berry happy to know you.”
- “I’m going bananas over here!”
- “Let’s get fruity!”
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