Are you trying to brew up a good tea pun? Here are the most mug-nificent puns about tea to giggle at.
Tea is a favorite beverage for many people. Its herbal components and leaves can help relax, energize, or soothe. You can brew it hot, or cold, have with ice, or bottled.
For the tea lovers, a good tea joke can give you quite the giggle. These funny puns about tea would make a great photo caption, text message, or email to share with those around you.
50+ Tea-riffic Tea Puns For Any Tea Lover
Tea Puns
- Hello, is it tea, you’re looking for?
- She’s so feis-tea!
- Time to Par-tea!
- Drinking tea, just gives me sereni-tea
- Hello Beau-tea-ful
- Use your creativi-tea
- You’re my bes-tea
- Bow down to royal-tea
- Hones-tea is the best policy
- You’re so naugh-tea
- You’re such a hot-tea
- She’s so flir-tea
- You’re tea-riffic!
- No need to be sal-tea
- It’s for your own safe-tea
- This cup is my proper-tea
- This tea is so tas-tea
- The best dinosaur is definitely the Tea-rex
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- Sweet dreams are made of teas
- You’re such a teas (tease)
- You’re the best tea-cher, you definitely know hot to mul-tea-task
- This is so tea-dious
- Smells like tea spirit
- I’m so tired, I want to go to steep
- Steep Dreaming
- One steep forward, two steeps back
- The cost for a cup of tea is a bit steep!
- Chinese tea take a very oolong time to brew
- Why the oolong face?
- Can’t we just all get oolong?
- Move oolong, nothing to tea here
- Don’t chai this at home
- Let me give this a chai
- Say something, don’t be chai
- 50 shades of Earl Grey
- This is an earl grey area
- Jas yours? No Jas-mine
- You need to walk a chamomile in her shoes
- You’re so brew-tiful
- Brew can do it!
- I believe in brew!
- I’m having deja brew!
- Everything I brew, I brew it for you
- I need to get stuff done but I keep procaffeinating
- Call me the queen of caffeine
- I like big mugs and I cannot lie
- Mugs and kisses
- I didn’t choose the mug life, the mug life chose me.
- Quit mean-muggin me
- You’re mug-nificent
- Kettle down everyone
- Don’t kettle for second best
- Don’t kettle in other people’s business
- You’re safe! What a tea leaf! (relief)
- I tea leaf (believe) in you
- We need to be tea leafed (debriefed) on the situation
- We’re a matcha made in heaven
- He’s no matcha for me
- Love you so matcha
- Watch me sip, watch me nae nae
- Sip Sip Hooray!
- Sip happens
Tea Pun Names
- Barbara Chai-sand
- Bet-tea Davis
- Bruce Spring-steep
- Cameron Tea-az
- Chai-ning Tatum
- Chris-tea-na Aguilera
- Chrissy Tea-gan
- ETea
- Justin Tea-ber
- Justin Tea-berlake
- Ka-tea Perry
- Meryl Steep
- Morgan Tea-man
- Mr Tea
- Quentin Taren-tea-o
- Tea-once
- Tea-lor Swift
- Tea-na Fey
- Tea-na Turner
- Tommy Tea Jones
Jokes about Tea
- Why did the tea go to the police station? Because it was mugged!
- What do you call an old tea bag? His-tea-ry!
- What did the teapot say to the cup? “I’m just a little steeped.”
- Why did the tea get cold? Because it was left out in the steep!
- Why is a tea bag always in a hurry? Because it’s a quick brew!
- How do you know if a tea is made by a dentist? It has a tea-ni flavor!
- Why did the tea get in trouble with the law? It was steeping out of line!
- What do you call a teapot in a bad mood? Boiling!
- Why did the tea break up with the coffee? It found a new hot beverage.
- Why did the tea keep checking his watch? He was in a steep rush!
Tea One Liners
- Life is like a cup of tea, it’s all in how you make it
- Tea time is me time
- A cup of tea makes everything better.
- Tea is liquid wisdom.
- Tea is a hug in a cup.
- There’s always time for a cup of tea.
- When life gives you lemons, make tea.
- All you need is love and a cup of tea.
- Tea is like a warm hug on a cold day.
- Keep calm and drink tea
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