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Searching the seven seas for a good boat pun? Drop your anchor here for the big list of clever puns about boats!

Boat life can be relaxing, adventurous, and funny! A good boat pun or joke can have you appreciating your boat and the lifestyle that comes with it.

In need of a funny boat name pun? Scroll down for those as well. Where you’re feeling nauti or nice, there’s sure to be a clever pun about boats that you can happily share.

Here are 50+ Ferry Impressive Boat Puns That Are Knot Too Shabby

Ferry Impressive Boat Puns That Are Knot Too Shabby

Best Boat Puns

4 star Dadmiral

A salt weapon
It’s salt good (it’s all good)
Just call salt

Don’t be so stern
Stern, Baby Stern

I’d rather nautical
Feeling nauti?
Last but naut least

Ferry impressive
A ferry-tale ending

Fix your wrinkles with some boat-ox
I like big boats and I cannot lie
It’s aboat time
Pain in the boat
Usain boat
What’s this all aboat?
You are so boat-iful to me…

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I’ve a-mast-d many boat puns
Kiss my mast
Weapon of mast destruction

Bullship
No Ship, Sherlock
Piece of ship
Shipfaced
Ship for brains
Ship happens
Ship out of luck

Filthy Oar
Oar-ed out of my mind

I didn’t choose the tugboat life, the tugboat life chose me
This is my Pugboat

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Schooner or later

Your jokes are keeling me

Plank you, next
Plank you very much

Rudder you than me

Sending deck pics

Take a bow
Bow Movement

Having a hull of a time

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B’Yacht’ch
Yachta Yachta Yachta
You’ve yacht to be kidding me

Cruisin for a brusin
Cruisehound
It’s quite a cruizy (doozy)
Win or Cruise

Sail-abrate good times, come on!
Sailbait
Sail Hydra
Sail Yeah!

Dock and Roll
Dock Dynasty
What’s up, dock?

You’re anchor-rigible (incorrigible)
Careful, you don’t want to anchor an additional cost. (incur)

Sea And Fish Puns

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Fishizzle
Fish and Chicks
Fish upon a star

I’m afraid knot
Knot for sail
Knot on my watch
Knotty or nice
Knot too shabby
More often than knot

Ecsta-sea
Going craz-sea
I sea what you did there
My Legasea
Sea – E – O
Sea – I – E – I O
Sea Senor
Seas the day
Sex Sea
Sea ya later!
The sea-nic route

In-her course

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It’s a shore thing
I’m knot shore
Who’s shore daddy?

Waterever it takes
Water you looking at?
Water we doing here?

In Wave Danger

Yeah, buoy!

Pier pressure

Bait scot!
I don’t want bait any longer
Master baiter
Twist of bait

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Punny Boat Names

In need of a funny boat name pun? “Sea” if any of the clever boat pun names below will float your boat.

Angelina Row-lie

Bait Blanchett

Bait Winslow

Den-sail Washington

Ferry Manilow

Halle Ferry

Hilary Plank

Jennifer Oar-rence

Johnny Depth

Lu-sea Ricardo

Mast Damon

Mariah Ferry

Michael Oar-den

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Natalie Portman

Oar-gen Freeman

Paul Rudd-er

Pier-ce Brosnan

Row-seph Gordon Levitt

Salter White

Salter Cronkite

Sea. Sea. Sebathia

Scuba Gooding jr

Tidey Klum

Tom Cruise

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