Pecking around for the perfect bird pun? Here are a list of emu-sing bird puns that will quack you up!
Birds are amazing creatures. They can make great pets or you can marvel them flying in the sky. They come on so many colors, shapes, and sizes from all over the world.
With so many types of birds, it’s hard to choose a favorite. Since there’s a large variety of birds, there’s a large variety of puns about birds. Whether you’re a bird lover, a bird watcher, or just a fan of birds, there’s sure to be the right pun for you.
You don’t need to wing it anymore, below are some funny bird jokes and clever bird puns to share. Scroll further for some clever bird pun names.
Here are 50+ Owlsome Bird Puns To Emu-se Your Friends
- Talk birdy to me
- Happy bird-day to you!
- Bird on the street is you like bird puns
- I bird(heard) you the first time
- You have to learn the bird-nacular
- Bird puns fly right over my head
- Toucan play at the game
- Toucan do it!
- Toucan’t touch this
- Here’s a toucan of my appreciation
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- What the duck?
- Bird puns are ducking awesome
- A duck’s favorite part of the 4th of July is the firequackers
- Alright, enough with the wise quacks
- Get off the drucks you quackhead
- He’s gone quackers
- You’re a chirp off the old block
- This is hawkward
- I’ve over quail-ified for this job
- No egrets
- That bird convict will definitely serve pigeon (prison) time.
- He is im-peck-ablely (impeccably) dressed
- Fowl on the play!
- I suspect fowl play
- It’s cocktiel hour
- I think you’re dove-ly
- I speak portugeese
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- If you need more money, invest in the stork market
- You’re a stud puffin
- Happy birthday, mother puffer!
- Where does bird royalty live? Duckingham Palace
- Hi Tweetie Pie
- You’re so tweet
- Season’s Tweetings
- Hello, Nice to tweet you
- You are so emu-sing
- I’m feeling emu-tional
- What the flock?
- Flock off
- Beak-a-boo!
- He beaked in high school
- Here’s another bird pun for you beak-ause you’re awesome!
Funny Bird Puns That Are A Hoot
- Like feather, like son
- You can learn to do this too, feather (further) down the road
- Caw me on my cell phone
- I got you this birthday caw-d
- This present caw-st a fortune
- A-parrot-ly, it’s your birthday!
- If you’re going skydiving, you’ll need a sparrowchute
- You pelican, not pelican’t
- Want a drink, head to the crow bar
- Crow away and leave me alone
- Crowing, crowing, gone!
- A bird’s best subject? Owlgebra
- You are owlsome
- Owl by myself
- Owl always love you!
- Owl you need is love
- I’m hooting for ya!
- Hoo cares?
- If you like it then you need to put a wing on it
- I’ve been put through the wing-er
- Wing around the rosie
- Let’s flamingle
- Have a flamingood birthday!
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Bird Pun Names
Is there a new pet bird in your family? Name it something unique by using a clever bird pun name. Here are some ideas below for inspiration.
- Ace Hentura
- Albatross Geller
- Albatross Perot
- Albert Ross
- Arianna Puffington
- Baquack Obama
- Bluejay Edgar Hoover
- Buzzard Aldrin
- Chandler Wing
- Chick Jagger
- Colin Fowl
- Crow DiMaggio
- Crowy Deschanel
- Dame Judi Finch
- Drew Canary
- Duck Norris (Squawker Texas Ranger)
- Duck Vadar
- Duckleberry Finn
- Dwayne, The Flock, Johnson
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- Edgar Allan Crow
- Feather Graham
- Finchton Churchill
- Flaptain Morgan
- Flight Schrute
- Flight D. Eisenhower
- George Hoo-ney
- Goose Springsteen
- Heather Flocklear
- Henona Ryder
- Henzel Washington
- Hillary Puff
- Jimmy Talon
- Johnny Cage
- Julia Louis-Flyfus
- Kanye Nest
- Katey Seagull
- Lark Ruffalo
- Lark Wahlberg
- Lord of the Wings
- Mark Duckerberg
- Marty McFly
- Meryl Cheep
- Monicaw Gellar
- Parrot Hilton
- Ryan Gosling
- Quack Morris
- Quackness Everdean
- Quill Smith
- Quillery Clinton
- Robird DeNiro
- Steven Seagull
- Stephen Squawking
- Swan Weasley
- The Godfeather
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