Scratching your head for the purrfect cat pun? Check out the clawsome list of funny cat jokes and clever cat puns to share!
Feline like you need to laugh at a good cat pun or joke? Cats are such wonderful pets. These furry four-legged creatures become part of your family.
With so many varieties of cats, there’s sure to be the right furry friend that fits your personality. That’s why cats make for funny cat puns. You can share a cat pun on your next social media post or just share a funny cat joke or text with a loved one.
Whether you’re a cat owner, cat lover, or just a fan of all things cat-related, there’s sure to be the right funny cat joke or clever cat pun for you. You can also scroll down for clever cat pun names.
Here are 50+ Hiss-terically Purr-fect Cat Puns For Any Cat Lover
To me, you are purr-fect
Purr-haps you need more time
I’ve craving a purr-ito
You’re so purr-ty
My favorite drink? Purr-secco
You’ve got purr-sonality
Stop leering at me, purr-vert
Living in a gangsta’s purr-adise
I’m just kitten around
You’ve got to be kitten me
We’re moving too fast, we need to put things on paws (pause)
I’ve got the paw-er! (power)
Paw-don (pardon) me if I’m being rude
This is a-paw-ling (appalling!)
I’m so paw-ssionate about cats!
Please be paw-lite and use your meow-ners
You are the cat’s paw-jamas
Love long and paws-prer
You are fur-bulous
My cat is my best fur-end
I love you, fur real.
I will never fur-get you
I am fur-ever yours
I’m so fur-tunate to have you in my life
This place seems so fur-miliar
Please fur-give me
I feline-ing (be lying) if I said I didn’t love you
I’ve got a feline…that tonight’s going to be a good night
This is such a meow-gical moment
I love you, meow and furever
Let’s get meow-ied (married)
Meow you doin?
You can do it, climb that meow-tain
Stop freaking meowt!
My cat loves “The Sound of Mew-sic”
I lIve for this mew-ment
I find you a-mew-sing
Mew got what I need
You are claw-fully cute
You are claw-some
Don’t want to work, just want to play with cats, I’m pro-cat-stinating
Someone needs a catitude adjustment
This is a total cat-astrophe
You’re a cat-ch!
You an an incredible cat-lete
Do you believe in furry tails (fairy tales)?
Tabby or not tabby? that is the question
The cat got so distressed it went into hiss-terics
You are so hiss-larious!
The rest is hiss-tory
You are hiss-terical
Cat Pun Names
If you’ve got a new kitten or cat at home, you’ll want to name them something perfect. For a unique cat name, try using a clever cat pun name. Check out some funny cat pun names derived from pop culture below.
Billy Bobtail Thornton
Sir Catrick Stewart
Don Kitty-ote (Don Quixote)
F. Scott Fitzferal
Jean Clawed Van Damme
Shakespurr or William Shakespaw
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