Fall is the perfect time to find funny pumpkin puns. Here’s a list of the best puns about pumpkins that will make you the “pun” king!
Autumn means changing leaves, crisp fall weather, Halloween, Thanksgiving, and lots of pumpkins! From pumpkin spice latte, to pumpkin pies, to pumpkin decorations, this orange squash is the centerpiece of the fall season.
Snap a picture with your jack-o-lantern or caption your Instagram photo with a clever pumpkin pun. Perhaps you need a funny pumpkin quote to text or email.
Clever pumpkin quotes and puns are the best way to celebrate fall season. Carve out some time to check out the list of funny puns about pumpkins.
50 Best Pumpkin Puns And Quotes To Make You The PUN KING
Pumpkin Puns
- Get pumped for Halloween!
- I’m the pun King
- I’ve been pumpkin iron at the gym
- I’m a little bit of a country pumpkin
- Let’s give ’em pumpkin to talk about.
- Pumpkin out puns like it’s nobody’s business
- You’ve got to be pumpkin-ding me!
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- Pumpkin Spice and Everything Nice
- Let’s pumpkin spice things up a bit
- I love pumpkin spice a latte
- Pumpkin Spice season is finally here, better latte than never
- Pumpin Spice Up Your Life!
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Pumpkin Pie Puns
- Beauty is in the pie of the beholder
- Cutie pie
- I only have pies for you
- I spy with my little pie
- I’ve got my eyes on the pies
- Pie love spending time with you
- Pie’ve been waiting all season for this
- Pumpkin pi
- You occu-pie my thoughts
- Call me the piece maker
- Piece and love
- Piece out
- You want a piece of me?
- War and Piece
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Related Pumpkin Puns
- Dear gourd
- Go big or gourd home
- Gourd of the rings
- Gourd out of my mind
- Gourd your loins!
- Hello gourdgeous
- Life is gourd.
- Oh my gourdness, it’s autumn!
- You’re really struck a gourd with me
- Squash any beef this fall
- Squash goals
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Jack-o-lantern Puns
- Carving out some time for fun
- Don’t be a jerk-o-lantern
- Get off my jock-o-lantern
- I have to spill my guts, I love Halloween!
- I’m ahead of the carve
- I’m feeling empty inside
- Let’s get glowing
- Let’s get lit!
- Happy Hollow-ween
- Hit the road, jack-o-lantern
- Time to jack up my pumpkin
- You don’t know jack-o-lantern
- Your smile lights up a room
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Pumpkin Captions
- “I’m gourd-geous, aren’t I?”
- “Let’s get smashed!”
- “Oh my gourd, it’s pumpkin season!”
- “I’m the pumpkin king/queen!”
- “Orange you glad it’s fall?”
- “That’s the way the pumpkin spice crumbles.”
- “I’m feeling vine today.”
- “Pumpkin spice and everything nice.”
- “I’m just here for the pumpkin pie.”
- “Pumpkin everything, please!”
- “I’m pumpkin to talk to you.”
- “I’m not lion, I love pumpkin.”
- “I’m pumpkin you up!”
- “I’m a real pumpkin-head.”
- “Pumpkin patchin’ it up.“
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